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Keeping the Tiger Woods Syndrome At Bay

Ever been done wrong by a man and left to wonder what you were going to do to get revenge? Worried that one day he might lie, cheat, or steal? Well worry no more! Cheers to the cheap and easy way to keep every woman’s worries at bay.

And even if you’re one of the lucky women who are absolutely and positively sure that your man is being exclusive and honest, I still recommend keeping this bad boy around the house for protection.

Here’s my advice: make sure your man sees you store it away neatly, as if you were planning on using it (for some of us, again), this way he knows that you’re preserving it for a, “Just-in-case I do something wrong,” moment.

How it works: When your man crosses you, cheats on you, lies to you, or simply forgets to bring home the groceries he promised before he left for work, you pin this bad boy up above the front door for the entire neighborhood to see. Okay, I know it sounds totally Desperate Housewives, but think about it, what man really wants to come home with the entire neighborhood gossiping about what he did to get put in the dog house?

Who ever knew keeping the Tiger Wood’s syndrome at bay was that easy.

Muchos besos! XoX

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